Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

(Source: cheesyfiestafuck)

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